Ottawa County has spoken loud and clear.
Ottawa Impact sucks.
Dear Joe Moss,
Let me be the first to congratulate you on your victory. Although the "True Republican" Ottawa GOP candidates were soundly rejected by the county as a whole, you held firm, no doubt on the strength of the thousands of signs bearing your handsome face. If only Gretchen and Roger had your dashing looks, things might have been different.
For what it's worth, my vote would be for you to maintain your position as Commission Chairperson. Calling you the County Commission Minority Leader just doesn't have the same glitz and glamour. And I can't imagine I will have so many delightful photos of you to choose from on MLive, if you're just a regular ol' guy on a commission full of people that can't stand you.
I have some advice for the next election cycle, if you still want to fight the good fight. For our children and everything.
- I think you should coordinate even more with the highly functional and organized Michigan/Ottawa Republican leadership.
- Do you think people are still upset about COVID rules? Talk more about that. For the children!
- I don't think the sexy photos on the yard signs were quite big enough. We need full body shots next time!
Much Love,
The Webmaster